Saturday, January 28, 2012

Techie Barbie listed among Hot Geek Girls

Who do you want to coming to your door to fix a computer problem when you call the Geek Squad or Nerds on Site? Either a male contestant from Beauty and the Geek or a real-life smart and beautiful hot geek girl.  Imagine Barbie as a Computer Software Techie or Engineer. Sounds like a hot career choice for this iconic Mattel girl.  Looking hot in heels and boots, we've seen Barbie as Chief Surgeon, Airline Pilot, Army Medic, Astronaut, and even as US President.
Astronaut Barbie Image Source

The chic techie girl Barbie wears fitted black crop Lululemon-like pants and a glam top (decorated with a binary numbers theme), sporting a pink Blackberry, aqua blue Bluetooth headset, nerdy reading glasses and a pink laptop running Linux. Wow they thought of everything!  Gadgets aside though, I'd have to comment that fashion designers at Mattel could've chosen Lululemon work pants and a hoodie for the casual look, or a professional suit from Tristan and American or Club Monaco, and of course heels. They do expect you to be an amazing Computer Software Engineer and look good in heels though probably not a job requirement the Society of Women Engineers and the National Academy of Engineering would agree with.
The Barbie Geek Image Source
Now begs the question, what qualifies someone to be a hot geek girl? The hot part is essential, including the makeup, clothes, accessories, glasses, and.. assets. To be a geek, chic must be intelligent, smart, resourceful, knowledgable and experienced in a technical field, already dominated by men. A job for nuclear scientist, a satellite engineer,  computer programmer, systems administrator, to name a few.

Marina Orlova Image Source
I found an online poll for the hottest geek girl, so I suppose the third criteria must be highly successful in her techie field, and as a bonus, be featured in a magazine widely read by men for looks and merit. You wanna be grammar-spanked by the lovely Marina Orlova. The under-30 Russian blonde owns a youtube phenomenon at two million views per video in her series called Hot for Words, which features her amazing command of the English language and knowledge of etymology of words, which leaves you wondering, what will she wear to the next English lesson? Wired, G4, and Cosmopolitan hail her as one the world’s sexiest geek girls, if this photo or youtube isn't blocked by your company's firewall or internet usage policy.

I stumbled upon another amazing web blog called Geek In Heels, written by a hot korean girl geek. However I couldn't find her picture because it was dominated with photos of her husband and kids. I was actually looking for hot korean girl makeup tips but I found out her web page is ranked number four in Google page ranks and her Google Analytic stats are insane!  Tech Barbie and my Linux troubleshooting notebook are my inspirations for this blog, but that is one hot chic I would like to meet and web chat with, about work.

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